Score: 9

"No triangles?"

submission: Red Remover

date: July 14, 2009

I liked it, especially the cute little "Yay!" when you win. The multi gravity was pretty cool too.
The bad is that it becomes repetitive just seeing rectangles, squares, and circles along with the same three colors. Where's the triangles?!
All in all, it's pretty good, it's just that 40 levels with only circles and rectangles is kind of bland.

Score: 5

"A Borderline Game"

submission: Barbarian Bob [Remake]

date: June 14, 2009

As soon as I saw 'A Borderline Game' after beating it, I couldn't agree more.
I hated it from beginning to end, from crappy controls to glitching through the floor at the final boss causing me to start over.
I don't really care if you 'fix' it or whatever. I just like spreading my hatred.

Score: 10

"Guitar Bash!"

submission: Brawl Royale

date: June 13, 2009

Very nice quick-draw game.
I liked how the mecha scanned him and he had 9000+ power level.
I was thrown off by your author comment, 'Bash space to play' as I thought I was going to be pressing the space bar rapidly, lol.

Score: 1

"Piece of crap"

submission: Topless Volleyball

date: June 13, 2009

I never liked this thing, especially the 'hold up to jump.'
Try to hit the ball in the air; goes straight down.
The game smells like boom boom.

Score: 9

"I love this thing."

submission: Castle Crashing the Beard

date: June 10, 2009

It's short, one more boss phase would have been a 10,
The first time I heard "FABULOUS," I was very pleased.

If you think it's too hard, get a joypad-keyboard program.
If I used a keyboard, I would have never beaten this thing.
Unless... no, keyboards blow for 2D games, period.
That goes for this, Portal Defenders, and Newgrounds Rumble.

Score: 7

"Not that great."

submission: Awesome Cracks Down

date: June 5, 2009

It was boring. I liked the coffee scene, but the rest was mediocre at best, and it was too short.
It seemed very egotistical of you to say you made it at the end with that stupid Newgrounds missile, so I guess you're probably going to focus on the ego in your name rather than the raptor.

Score: 9

"I feel sickened and happy at the same time."

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 3

date: April 18, 2009

I don't know whether to punch you or hug you at this point. It feels badly done, in a good way that doesn't make sense.
I just watched all 3 of them and they make me feel like my brain was split in half. That's the best description of this. They feel over hyped, but I just can't look away.
Overall, I like this state of confusion you just put me in, good job... maybe.

Score: 8

"Not bad"

submission: A Kitty Krew Beatdown

date: April 18, 2009

Song was... eh, flash was... eh, but Sinistar blew my mind! I still "Run Coward, RUN" every time I think of that bastard. You got 1 extra star because of the Sinistar.

Score: 7

"Lol, I don't even have to watch it."

submission: Meet'N'Fuck: My ass

date: April 18, 2009

All I can say is, ha. As soon as I saw the title and that ass, I was reminded of a shit-tacular porn series. I give you this 7 for the mockery of that name, good job.

Score: 7

"I was expecting a bit more."

submission: Everything by Everyone

date: April 17, 2009

It was an interesting concept, but they basically just showed their face then left the screen, never to be seen again. I felt like they all said "See ya around!"
I wasn't exactly expecting some kind of brawl, but at least Some kind of interaction between characters, such as Hank, Pico, and Hominid at a shooting range for practice or Tom Fulp shaking the Castle Crashers' hands with a contract showing they sealed the deal on the new game.
It honestly felt more like a farewell than a tribute and is a little disappointing.
Not bad, but left more to be desired because the song didn't match the overall feel.